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81. Do you know why our Universities are called schools of higher education? Because every year they ask for a higher budget!! 82. To the surety of death and taxes, please add the following: going to hell in a handbasket. That's where we are headed!! 83. We in the USA look down upon the corrupt governments of many Southamerican Countries, then vote for the best US government that Chinese money can buy!! 84. Most of the people that favor abortions are against the death penalty for assasins. Go figure that one out! 85. Today in the old USSR if you hand out Bibles at school, you are a hero!! In the USA, if you hand out Bibles at school, you go to jail!! 86. 1999. Sexual misconduct is swiftly dealt with by our military brass, unles you are their Commander in Chief!! 87. No one can deny that the USA is the Land of Opportunity!! Where else can "ANYONE" become President? 88. When the President of Yugoslavia annuled an election, we here in the USA news media called it TYRANY!! And blasted their President all the way to the moon!! Ah, but when a judge in California annuled the results of an election, the USA news media called it DEMOCRACY in action!! Go figure the mindless American news media. 89. When businessmen meet to "FIX" prices, they get sued and thrown in jail. But, when governments meet to "FIX" the currency exchange, that's statesmanship!! Bull!! That's to cover the elected/ apointed/ anointed politicos rear end!! 90. The incumbent politician always wants to get re-elected to fix what he just screwed up!! You must admit they've got a lot of nerve!! And we Americans believe them and send them back!! Who is the IDIOT? 91. We, The State of Oklahoma, have the distinct honor of going broke with lots of land, wheat, cattle and oil!! 92. The legislature of the State of Oklahoma just passed an oxymoron bill. It is supposed to be BOTH "revenue neutral and a tax cut" at the same time?? Fortunately, the Governor vetoed it!! Mind you, the Oklahoma legislators get paid to do this to their citizens!! 93. In the USA, the law abiding citizen pays taxes and the criminal element enjoys them!! 94. Now that both, the Democrat and the Republican Parties are for the poor, don't you think it is time we voted for someone else and become rich? 95. How to get elected!! First, you tell the poor that when elected, you will tax all the money the rich have in the bank at the rate of 10% per year!! The rich of course are going to pull you aside and say: looky here young feller!! you are not going to tax nobody!! We already paid taxes on the money we have in the bank. What are you trying to do!! Brake us? The young whippersnaper says, he says, everything is OK!! I am only going to propose to tax the money you have in the bank on a certain day only!! Say, the 15th of November every year!! All you have to do is take your money out two days in advance and redeposit it two days afterwards!! See, no taxes really!! Of course the banks are going nuts for about 5 days. Shufling all that money!! Anyway, the poor idiots voted him in!! (Me thinks he is good Pres. material!!) 96. We begin to lose our freedoms the moment our birth certificate is issued!! 97. I think prayer in schools is wrong!! During my school days, the only time we prayed was just before getting spanked!! 98. Fools make laws and idiots obey them!! 99. How many more murders, before we do away with the murderers?? 100. In 25 years, 500,000 people were murdered and only 380 murderers were executed!! NO WONDER THE DEATH PENALTY IS NOT A DETERRENT!! 101. I do not know much about rehabing a murderer, but I do know that an executed murderer does not do it again!! 102. Did you know that THE PRESENT is THE PAST in THE FUTURE?? 103. Did you know that it takes only two days for tomorrow to be yesterday? 104. Or that today is yesterday tomorrow? 105. Hey jackass!! The second amendment to our constitution (the right to bear arms) has nothing to do with duck hunting!! It has everything to do with hunting two legged varmints!! 106. President William Jefferson Clinton is a perfect example of: look who is talking!! 107. The only thing bad about sex, is that by the time you know, you can't do it no how! 108. The good thing about sex, is that you have a lot of fun trying to figure it out! 109. Running and getting elected to a political office, is a perfect example of escaping from meaningful and purposeful employment! 110. Declare a vow of poverty and you will become the richest individual in the world! 111. If honesty were a sex symbol, Bill would have it! 112. The bumpercrop of our nations economy is due to the fertilizer coming out of the present administration! 113. After-thought=to dwell in the past.....Before-thought=to think of the future 114. Politicians who started the Democratic Party sure had a lot of before-thought when they selected the jackass as their party emblem! 115. One thing is on schedule in the USA, the dumbing down of its citizens! 116. "Mandatory jail sentences will be imposed on anyone using a weapon to commit a violent crime". Folks, step back and re-read the last remark. Now, please tell me how many more idiots do we have to send to our legislatures to come up with this brilliant concept! 117. So, you are against trading with our neighbors? For any reason! Well, I am waiting for some of our illustrious congressmen/women to ban the importation of french fries...any minute now!! 118. There are three sets of minds.... 1. Set in cement.... 2. Set in manure..... 3. Set in gear..... The question is: Which way is your mind set? 119. Abe Lincoln is known as the emancipator of slaves, however, in preserving the Union by force, he threw away his beliefs of self responsibility! 120. Floridians where not the only yoyos in the year 2000 US presidential election. Missouri elected a dead man as senator! And the state of Connectitud voted the same man as senator and as US vice-president! As senator, the candidate was for school choice, anti abortion and for the right to bear arms. As the candidate for vice-pres, he was against them!! Go figure those (read idiots) turkeys out!! |
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