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| What do you call a washer without holes? 25 US CENTS !! |
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| Global Warming Started When ADAM met EVE !! |
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| Bipartisanship is jousting with ideas Partisanship is stretching the truth ! |
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| THE WORLD MUST BE SQUARE ! HOW ELSE DO YOU EXPLAIN ALL THOSE BLOCKHEADS! |
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| When at the bottom of the totem pole, expect droppings from above ! |
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| Want breakfast in bed? Love the cook all night ! |
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| Politicians only lie when they speak ! |
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| Men have only two faults ! When they speak and what they say ! |
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| HEARD ABOUT THE LAWYERS CONVENTION? THEY ALL GOT CHEWED UP BY SHARKS ! |
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| When young, a large pizza was just a snack. Today it's a month of left overs ! |
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| Insure your retirement Invest in Electric Trains! |
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| Nations prosper when responsibility flows from the top and authority from the bottom ! |
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| I want FREEDOM in BOLD letters ! Not in small print ! |
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| Lawyers are necessarry to protect us from our benevolent government ! |
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| Patience is proportional to our conniving leaders! The more screw ups the more patience ! |
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| The bull... out of Washington, DC could fertilize the World ! |
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| May the Devil miss you till you get to Heaven ! |
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| We vote for our Party! Not our Country! |
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| I am not running for office! Therefore I can speak the truth! |
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| Cover Ups Cause More Damage Than Screw Ups! |
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| Having a brain does not make you wise! |
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| We condone abortions and condemn executions ! |
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| Message on politicians calling cards: Contribute according to your future wants! |
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| Morons write laws and useful idiots enforce them on stupid people! |
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| Just because you have an ass hole you don't have to act like one! |
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| Innocents don't shield assassins ! |
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| To disagree with our decision makers is responsible To disobey once the decision has been made is not And to interfere with it's execution borders on treason! |
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| The human race will destroy itself whenever it is ready to do so ! |
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| CA Gov. Davis standing by Bill and Jesse accused "Arnold" of womanizing? |
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| The only good terrorist is a dead one ! |
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