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31.
Nothing is hotter than HELL!

32.
WANTED: Smart man
Brain engaged please!

33.
I can't be out of money?
I still have 9 checks left!

34.
During the election season every candidate wants to be remembered by a short witty slogan! Well, here is mine: go fly a kite on the horse you rode in...

35.
Honest candidates will never be elected in the USA.
We Americans will never allow it!

36.
Politicos are alike:
They milk the Cow - You get the Bull!

37.
First prize goes to the NEA for a dumb America!

38.
NO HONOR - NO FREEDOM!

39.
Haha! I like you.. You are funny..
You make me laugh!

40.
My sweetheart owned 40 pairs of shoes before we got married.
In 40 years, she wore out every one of them!

41.
From the "Greatest" generation!
To the "Worst" degeneration!
In one life time!

42.
Recount your blessings
Till you win!

43.
We welcome thee, USA, as
Banana Republica Grandee!

44.
Insulting our Citizens!
Would be a Compliment!

45.
Calling them Jackasses!
Is Insulting a noble animal!

46.
The missuse of words is the gamesmanship of politicians!

47.
Forbidden fruit makes JAMS!

48.
HRC made 100K in Arkansas dealing in cattle, later she fleeced Okies of the same!

49.
Nature will take revenge
on it's spoilers!

50.
Outhouses are so convenient. I am happy to know everyone can afford them!

51.
Not every paparazzi
flashes a camera!

52.
What's the problem with foot and mouth decease of cattle?
Politicians have had foot in mouth decease for a long time!

53.
Three ways to GUN control
1 READY - 2 AIM - 3 FIRE!

54.
OKLAHOMA =
"BUMPY" TOLL ROADS!

55.
I am not running for office, therefore,
I don't care whose ox algore!

56.
Tobacco is sued for garbage!
"Holly"-wood sleeps at the White House for the same!

57.
Visit the Lord's House
and take the kids!

58.
California or Bust !
(Batteries not included) He,he

59.
There is nothing wrong with American politics that a good dose of mineral oils could not fix!

60.
WHAT DO CAPITALISTS, SOCIALISTS, COMMUNISTS
AND USA POLITICIANS HAVE IN COMMON?
THEY HATE FREE ENTERPRISE!

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