| Nothing is hotter than HELL! | 
|---|
| WANTED: Smart man Brain engaged please! | 
|---|
| I can't be out of money? I still have 9 checks left! | 
|---|
| During the election season every candidate wants to be remembered by a short witty slogan! Well, here is mine: go fly a kite on the horse you rode in... | 
|---|
| Honest candidates will never be elected in the USA. We Americans will never allow it! | 
|---|
| Politicos are alike: They milk the Cow - You get the Bull! | 
|---|
| First prize goes to the NEA for a dumb America! | 
|---|
| NO HONOR - NO FREEDOM! | 
|---|
| Haha! I like you.. You are funny.. You make me laugh! | 
|---|
| My sweetheart owned 40 pairs of shoes before we got married. In 40 years, she wore out every one of them! | 
|---|
| From the "Greatest" generation! To the "Worst" degeneration! In one life time! | 
|---|
| Recount your blessings Till you win! | 
|---|
| We welcome thee, USA, as Banana Republica Grandee! | 
|---|
| Insulting our Citizens! Would be a Compliment! | 
|---|
| Calling them Jackasses! Is Insulting a noble animal! | 
|---|
| The missuse of words is the gamesmanship of politicians! | 
|---|
| Forbidden fruit makes JAMS! | 
|---|
| HRC made 100K in Arkansas dealing in cattle, later she fleeced Okies of the same! | 
|---|
| Nature will take revenge on it's spoilers! | 
|---|
| Outhouses are so convenient. I am happy to know everyone can afford them! | 
|---|
| Not every paparazzi flashes a camera! | 
|---|
| What's the problem with foot and mouth decease of cattle? Politicians have had foot in mouth decease for a long time! | 
|---|
| Three ways to GUN control 1 READY - 2 AIM - 3 FIRE! | 
|---|
| OKLAHOMA = "BUMPY" TOLL ROADS! | 
|---|
| I am not running for office, therefore, I don't care whose ox algore! | 
|---|
| Tobacco is sued for garbage! "Holly"-wood sleeps at the White House for the same! | 
|---|
| Visit the Lord's House and take the kids! | 
|---|
| California or Bust ! (Batteries not included) He,he | 
|---|
| There is nothing wrong with American politics that a good dose of mineral oils could not fix! | 
|---|
| WHAT DO CAPITALISTS, SOCIALISTS, COMMUNISTS AND USA POLITICIANS HAVE IN COMMON? THEY HATE FREE ENTERPRISE! | 
|---|
| TO HOME PAGE | 
|---|