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1.
FREEDOM is no more,
when HONESTY is no longer!

2.
Veterans sleep under bridges
While draft dodgers sleep at the White House!

3.
USA Jackasses walk on two legs!

4.
Have you noticed how quick the draft dodgers send our soldiers into war?

5.
I say, TAX the Poor, they can't afford to leave the country!!

6.
If I do not harm anyone else, then NO government shall tell me what NOT to do!

7.
Something must be wrong with peace if we need an army to enforce it!

8.
Our police force brings the guilty to justice
The nitwits in our judicial system lets them loose!

9.
The right to bear arms is to protect us from criminals and the police!

10.
Rich government= POOR people!
Poor government= RICH NATION!

11.
We can't choose our heritage, but we sure can choose our friends!

12.
Most folks are born dumb. Here we go to school to learn it!

13.
It's Not the Economy Stupid
It's the Overhead Expenses
YOU FOOL !

14.
Economy is no mystery subject!
You spend more than you have, YOU GO BROKE!!

15.
WANTED: Woman with boat
Please send pic's of boat!!

16.
Our jails are full of reasons for us to keep the 2nd amendment!

17.
The Ten Commandments are a set of rules for civilized behavior! Any questions?

18.
The only praying I want in school
is the one during spanking!

19.
The rich avoid taxes!
The poor can't afford taxes!
Who pays taxes?  YOU GOT IT!

20.
Distortion in tales of fiction is expected. Distortion when telling history is criminal!

21.
Not the sharpest tool in the shed, are you now?

22.
Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed up and permanently set!

23.
A Nation of equals.
We are more of the others!

24.
Ours is no longer a Nation of laws, but of lawyers!

25.
Your lack of planning does not qualify as an emergency here!

26.
I am from the Government
I am here TO HELP YOU!

27.
ADDRESS A PROBLEM CAREFULLY -
YOU MAY BE THE REASON!

28.
HEAVEN or HELL?
Smoking or Nonsmoking?

29.
WALK TO CHURCH
DON'T RIDE IN A BOX!

30.
SAFE CARS MAKE FOR
DANGEROUS DRIVERS!

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